Crack Pipe or Meth Pipe?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/28/2015 at 20:55 • Filed to: None

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1985 Audi Coupe Quattro for $79,950

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Audi-Other…

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:00

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There’s a difference?

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:01

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Meth pipe. Get these bees out of my teeth.

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:02

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reading rules!

Blondude > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:03

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That’s a bit off what they’re worth...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:05

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Ummmmmm.......well..........might not be CP for long...........

Seriously, a great Ur-Quattro a few years ago was 40k+ so 60-80k isn’t as unreasonable as it sounds if you’re a collector. From a performance standpoint it is a shitty price for an, honestly, shit car. The original quattro handles like a drunken donkey and even the quattro sport will get paddled quite firmly by any bone stock WRX impreza made in the past decade or so. But for people who speculate and collect, that is only slightly above fair market, if that....

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:05

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Crack pipe. I can pay off my student loans and start my crack empire with that price.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Blondude 09/28/2015 at 21:06

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What the fuck happened in the last month?

signintoburnerlol > Blondude 09/28/2015 at 21:13

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What the fuck?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/28/2015 at 21:16

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The only ones that will be really worth any serious money are the racing ones

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/us…

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:29

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You say that now, but if it were mymoney, I would bet on all of their prices rising. 10 years ago, they were only 20-25k for a mint one. 5 years ago it was nearly 40k. Performance has nothing to do with it compared to heritage and rarity.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/28/2015 at 21:35

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This year good ones are still 40k, this one is 80k.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:48

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Which “good ones”? 1982/83 common color ones? This is a last year model in a rare brown. Most were red/white/blueish if I remember correctly. It is probably overpriced, but I think it would be more than the 40k your typical red 1983 is bringing in.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/28/2015 at 21:53

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Look outside of America

Berang > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:56

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It would have to be perfect to approach that price. And while nice - it ain’t perfect. Tens of thousands of crackpipe’s worth.

davedave1111 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 21:57

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Bubble pipe.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 22:13

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I’ll see you UR Quattro and raise you a VW 914. Ate-e-Ate Thouuuuuusand dollars.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-91…

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 22:23

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Too bad this is in America.

Look at Japan. Skyline GTRs are (or, were) dirt cheap compared to here. Thanks to a high and common demand for a relatively popular model, prices are increasing in Japan as well. But until people ship Ur-Quattros over here, prices in freedomland will remain higher than deutschland.

It’s no different than someone coming up to you and going “Well if I drive 1000 miles to the other side of the country I can get this car for 2000$ less so you should give me a 2000$ discount!”. If the price you’re asking is fair, would you honor it on the spot? Hell no! If i can get 55-60k for an ur-quattro because that’s what they trade for and you come up and go “Well they’re 45k in Germany” I’d go “okay, go import yoru 45k quattro”.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/28/2015 at 22:27

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Saving close to $30k is totally worth it

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 22:41

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Just plain drunk.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 22:51

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Well, if this car has to have a price drop to sell then I agree with you. If he ends up having to accept 40-50k then you were right. My guess is it’ll still go for near 60k. Between importation and delivery fees and paperwork and whatnot, you’d lose money on anything more than 40k. Even then......perhaps the american ur-quattro is worth more because of it. I don’t remember the differences.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/28/2015 at 22:55

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The NA market cars were heavier and had less power

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/28/2015 at 23:00

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But again, it’s not about performance, it’s about rarity and availability. This is a collector car now. It’s 30 years old and less than 1000 were sent here over what, 4 years? THe European run of this gen went on until 1989 or 1990 IIRC.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2015 at 06:25

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meth pipe!

not even for a dollar.